"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,
life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death.
What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get
it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too
young, go collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go
back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like Central
heating, spa,room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen."
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