WORDS FROM FAMOUS PEOPLE
I think, therefore I'm single.
(Lizz Winstead)
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only
put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
(Beverly Mickins)
Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we
may love you instead of laugh at you.
(Mrs. Patrick Campbell)
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four
times; her intelligence, eight times.
(Sanskrit proverb)
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what
I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
(Jerry Seinfeld)
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his
hands for masturbation.
(Jane Wagner)
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
(Maryon Pearson)
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." (Katharine Hepburn)
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman."
(Margaret Thatcher)
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
(Baroness Edith Summerskill)
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
(Linda Ellerbee)
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
(Gloria Steinem, feminist and writer)
Feminism - I myself have never known what feminism is. I only know that
people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a
doormat.
(Rebecca West, The Clarion 1913)
I have yet not been able to answer ... the great question that has never
been answered : What does a woman want ?
(Sigmund Freud)
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
(Charlotte Whitton, 1896-1975)
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does
anything.
(Theodore Roosevelt)
The male is a domestic animal who, if treated with firmness and
kindness, can be trained to do most things.
(Jilly Cooper) |
