| Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't
feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant
and say ¡§Happy Birthday,¡¨ and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say ¡§Good Morning,¡¨ alone any ¡§Happy
Birthday.¡¨ I thought, ¡§Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the
children will remember.¡¨
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and
despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, ¡§Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.¡¨ And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and
said, ¡§You know, it's such a
beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.¡¨ I said, ¡§By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.¡¨
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we
went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, ¡§You know, it's such a beautiful day. We
don't need to go back to the office, do we?¡¨ I said, ¡§No,
I guess not.¡¨ She said, ¡§Let's go to my apartment.¡¨ After arriving at her apartment she said, ¡§Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go
into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.¡¨
¡§Sure,¡¨ I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six
minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and
dozens of our friends. All were singing ¡§Happy Birthday¡¨ and
there on the couch I sat... naked. |