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| "Sunday
School" |
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little
Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell
back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even
stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus
Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up
and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted. |
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