| Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and
asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you
guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million
Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle
repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no
one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!" |
