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10 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS" |
1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out
for our invisible hands."
2. Economists can supply it on demand.
3. You can talk about money without every having to make
any.
4. You get to say "trickle down" with a straight
face.
5. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied
economics and look how they turned out.
6. When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will
know why you are there.
7. If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS",
you get "COMIC NOSE".
8. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward,
in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.
9. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are
just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.
10. When you call 1-900-LUV-ECON and get Kandi Keynes, you
will have something to talk about. |
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