| Two women were walking through the woods when a frog
called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an
evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be
returned to my former state!" One woman took
out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman,
aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a
stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a
talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!" |
